Mary-Kate's nail art should hang in a museum.
By Elaine Carroll & Sam Reich
INT. APARTMENT - DAY
ASHLEY greets MARY-KATE.
Oh, don't hug me, I just got my
Oooh, give me the guided tour!
Mary-Kate shows us her nails one-by-one in extreme
Okay, so, this is an ornate
illustration in the style of
Michaelangelo depicting the battle
of good and evil as embodied by
Comet and Evil Dragon.
Mmm. That has some really rich
Yeah, it has some really rich
(index finger 2)
This one is A Sunday Afternoon on
the Island of La Grande Jatte by
George Seurat. Now, Seurat is
pretty much the baby daddy of
pointillism, so if you look close
enough, you'll see that this is
made up a bunch of tiny dots.
She holds up a microscope for Ashley to peer into.
(middle finger 3)
This one's just tiny dots.
(ring finger 4)
I couldn't decide on this one, so
it's half cheese, quarter
pepperoni, two slices veggie, and
one slice pineapple and ham, just,
y'know, for whoever wants it.
Dibs on nothing!
This one's- aw, man, it's already
Looks fine to me.
No, it's supposed to light up,
so... it's broken.
Hash tag pinky problems.
Totally hash tag pinky problems.
This one is a magic eye.
I can't see it, it's not working
for me, I hate these thi- OMG a
(index finger 7)
This one is a mirror so my other
nails can check themselves out!
(whispering with hand over her
My nails are really vain.
(realizing she's whispering
right to the nails)
Oh. Sorry guys.
(middle finger 8)
On my middle finger is a picture of
me giving the middle finger, so
when I'm flipping you off, I'm
flipping you off!
Yo dawg, I heard you like flipping
(ring finger 9)
This one's my coke nail-
And this one is an iPod shuffle
that plays in my brain.
She clicks through silently. Then, finally:
Did you get a pedicure too?
(kicking off her shoes)
MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY