From CH Staff on
The thrilling conclusion to the Dora trilogy.
By Patrick Cassels & Ben Joseph
INT. TEMPLE OF ANCIENTS SWIPER and DIEGO walk DORA and BOOTS - their prisoners - into a CREEPY TEMPLE. They're followed by the IRANIANS. DIEGO Don't look at me like that, Dora. You know how tough exploring can be. You quit the game, I found... some help. DORA There's a difference between exploring and swiping. You used to know that. SCARY MUSIC rises as the group passes horrific TROLL IMAGERY on the wall. Eventually, one guard cracks and flees. GUARD (sub-titled Iranian) Grumpy Old Troll! Grumpy Old Troll! Swiper SIGHS and shoots the fleeing guard in the back. SWIPER Is anybody else scared of the Grumpy Old Troll? The guards think about this. A SECOND GUARD flees. Swiper, frustrated, shoots him. SWIPER Look, that wasn't- If you leave, I shoot you, OK? The group moves on. CUT TO: INT. TEMPLE OF ANCIENTS - TROLL'S CHAMBERS The group files into an inner chamber where a BEARDED TROLL awaits them. TROLL Welcome! I am the Grumpy Old Troll! The guardian of this temple! Answer my riddle, and I will reveal to you the location of the Destiny Medallion's final half! Swiper turns to Dora. SWIPER Dora. Don't mess this up. Otherwise, the monkey gets it. Swiper aims his gun at Boots. Dora snarls at Swiper, then turns to the Troll and focuses. TROLL (clears this throat) This thing all things devours / Birds, beasts, trees, flowers / Slays king, ruins town / And beats high mountains down. What is it? Dora struggles to find an answer. Finally, she SNAPS HER FINGERS, takes off Backpack, and turns it on. DORA Backpack, Google the answer to that riddle! BACKPACK Googling answer. ("ding!") The answer is: "Time." GRUMPY OLD TROLL Wha - No fair! Stupid Google! BACKPACK Also, you stole it from "The Hobbit." DORA Nice going, Backpack! BACKPACK Dora, run away with m- An impatient Swiper steps forward, grabs Backpack, and SMASHES IT TO THE GROUND, TOTALLY DESTROYING IT. (Nobody really cares about this.) SWIPER (to Troll) OK. We answered your riddle. Where's the medallion? TROLL You have already found the other half of the Destiny Medallion - it's inside you. Awkward silence. SWIPER What that now? TROLL It's the lessons you've learned along the way! For, truly, isn't education the greatest treasure of all- Dora spots something. DORA Hey, what's that in your hands? TROLL (hiding it) Uh, nothing. Swiper sees it too now. SWIPER That's clearly the other half of the Medallion! You were going to keep it for yourself! TROLL It's MINE! You'll never take it! Never- Swiper raises his gun to shoot the troll. DORA No, don't! BLAM! It's too late. As the troll hits the ground, the temple starts to shake and fall apart. DORA (to Swiper) You fool! The Grumpy Old Troll was the only thing temple together! We're all going to die here now! SWIPER Fair enough. You first. Swiper points a gun at Dora. Dora WHISTLES (like in Episode 1). Boots jumps onto Swiper's face. SWIPER I'm going to kill this stupid monkey! Boots jumps off just as Swiper stupidly aims the gun at his own head. BAM! Swiper blows his own head off. Boots grabs the medallion and jumps up on her shoulder. DORA Nice work, partner. As the temple crumbles around her, she runs to the exit... INT. TEMPLE OF ANCIENTS ...where she's stopped by DIEGO! He holds a gun at Dora. DIEGO It doesn't have to end this way, Dora. Join me. With the Destiny Medallion, we don't just have to explore the world... We can RULE it! DORA (with a smirk) Sorry. Dora the Ruler just doesn't have the same ring to it. DIEGO That's too bad. Diego cocks his gun but, at the last second he's knocked out by BENNY THE BULL! (Still missing an arm.) DORA Benny! Benny gives her a thumbs up and a cheesy grin. A ROCK falls from the ceiling and knocks off his other arm. BENNY AHHHHHHFUCKMEAHHHH! Dora moves to help him. BENNY Just go. I don't want to live like this. Dora nods. Bravely salutes him. Runs out of the temple. EXT. TEMPLE Dora LEAPS out of the temple door, a huge CLOUD OF DUST emerging behind her. She lands hard on the ground. She picks herself up and Boots runs up onto her shoulder. DORA Hell of a way to come out of retirement, huh Boots? We hear a HONK. WHIP TO REVEAL: Dora's Mom in a mini-van in the MIDDLE OF THE JUNGLE. DORA'S MOM Dora! Where have you been? It's time for dinner! We're having fish sticks! DORA Aw, sweet! Fish sticks! Dora runs into the mini-van. As it drives off into the sunset, a RAP-ROCK version of the "We Did It Song" with lyrics about series (TBD) plays in the background. END SERIES.