By Owen Parsons
When the screen clears of animals, Dog sways dizzily. Cat stretches out across the screen a la LONGCAT. He coils around dog, his upper body stretching beyond him offscreen. A hatch opens in the sky where the ceiling would be and the cat's head peaks down through it, a la CEILING CAT. CAT (meow, subtitled) CEILING CAT IS WATCHING YOU IMMOLATE. Ceiling cat fires laser beams from its eyes. They blaze across the stage. Dog is zapped, and blasted offscreen. ANNOUNCER K.O.! Cat wins! Memality. End.