By Owen Parsons
When the screen clears of animals, Cat sways dizzily. A phone rings. Close-up on a hand holding up a phone to Dog, mirroring the YES THIS IS DOG Meme. DOG (bark, subtitled) HELLO YES THIS IS DOG A split telephone screen appears next to Dog, revealing DOG FORT (bit.ly/yA5Lyc) DOG FORT (bark, subtitled) DOG FORT READS YOU, DOG. COMMENCING STRIKE. RED LOBSTER DOG rises at the top of the Dog Fort and fires a milkbone bazooka. It enters the screen above dog and rockets into Cat, blasting him offscreen. ANNOUNCER K.O.! Dog wins! Memality. End.