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Office Funny Guy Song (Suit & Tie Parody)Written by Adam Conover & Emily Axford
Elegant closeups of Funny Guy getting dressed in the
mirror. He cinches up a loud Homer Simpson tie.
I be on my stupid tie shit, tied shit tie Clashes with my suit, this tie shit, tied shit tie
The tie clashes with the rest of his outfit - khakis, striped buttonup, blazer, Converse sneakers. We see him put every item on in order.
Let me show you I'm goofy Gonna quote some bad movies
[Secretary with lowered voice, hip-hop style]
Wait a minute. You ready, office funny guy?
Funny Guy - Verse 1
Office Funny Guy (OFG) slides up a la JT singing into a
Can't wait til I get on the floor at the watercooler
He fluidly hops onto a razor scooter and rolls up to the
watercooler, near other employees.
Lookin real hot roll up on my mini-scooter
And owww ragging on the boss, oh I'm so clever
OFG does an impression of his (female) boss. His
coworkers DIE laughing, as does the boss.
I'm on fire, 9 to 5
OFG licks his finger touches himself. He's on fire!
Hey buddy, I got an ironic calendar
He slides up to his deskmate, and shows off a calendar of
cats in bikinis.
Remember Office Space?
OFG does a Milton impression
"Mmmehhh, my stapler."
OFG enters the kitchen, where 3 people are hanging out.
"Whoa! Party in the kitchen, didn't get an invitation"
They crack up at this hilarious joke.
I'm on fire, till I retire
OFG does a big dance number in the office with coworkers backing him up.
And as long as I've got my stupid tie I'mma be the office funny guy Wearing Converse and my mug is fly
OFG holds up a "World's Greatest Grandpa" mug
Let me show you a few things Desk all dressed, my toys are tight
OFG shows off his desk toys -- a drinking bird, etc.
Action figures of the shows I like
OFG shows off his Family Guy action figures
Playing mad pranks on my deskmate Mike
OFG has wrapped up everything on Mike's desk in
wrapping paper. Mike LOVES it!
Let me show you a few things
OFG tapes down part of the faucet so when Mike turns it
on it sprays him. Mike LOVES it!
Let me show you a few things
OFG purposefully walks in on Mike while he's taking a dump. Mike LOVES it!
Show you a few things about fuuun
Yeah you know my shirt's a pun
OFG opens his shirt to reveal a dumb Busted Tee-alike underneath "Just Bea Yourself!" with a picture of Bea Arthur.
Let me send you a few links
OFG is laughing so hard as he shows coworkers a 3 year old Viral video.
Send you a few links from the Onion
An email pops up on everyone's screen. "TO:
AllDepartments@company.com SUBJECT: SO TRUE!!!" Body: Link to "Area Man Can't Decide What Salad to Order for Lunch"
Ad lib: OFG spoken
OFG steps to the side to reveal a guy behind him working
at a standing desk.
Yo seriously, this office is full of characters. Check out my boy JP, he's into mad lifehacking and shit.
As JP raps, we see all accessories he raps about.
Standing desk at my job yo Five fingers on my ten toes
JP points to his feet -- he's wearing Vibram Five Fingers
After lunch I brush my teeth
And my Nalgene BPA-free
French press at my desk, yes
White noise help me de-stress
Making rainbows with my livestrong bracelets Do I got a folding bike? Check.
As he says CHECK, he whips out a folding bike and bikes away.
Big dance number again.
And as long as I've got my stupid tie You ain't getting any work done, guy
As OFG passes a guy working his shuts his laptop.
I'm doing improv on Tuesday night We're called the High Jinx
He holds up a flyer for the "High-Jinks", a dorky pot-
themed improv group
Every day a big Nerf war
He's shooting people who are trying to work.
Your secret santa gift is porn
It's Secret Santa. OFG is dressed as Santa. The boss is opening a super hardcore porn DVD. Everyone thinks it's HILARIOUS.
Happy hour's what I live for
Another email popup: "Happy Hour tonight after work, who's in?!"
We're gonna have a few drinks
They're all at the bar. OFG is drinking way more than everyone else.
Gonna have a few drinks
He's chugging a pitcher.
Gonna have a few drinks and get drunk
He's lying on the bar and emptying the tap into his mouth.
My nephew taught me to krunk
He's shitfaced and trying to krunk dance.
Let me hit on my boss!
He drunkenly hits on his boss, leaning in close against a wall. She nervously laughs.
Let me hit on my boss!
He goes in for a sloppy makeout. She pushes him over.
Well, I'm fiiiiired. Well I'm fired.
Smash cut to the next day. He's packing up his toys.
- Office Funny Guy - Matt McCarthy
- Mike - Nasser Khan
- Boss - Nicole Byer
- Secretary - Sarah McDermott
- JP - Cartrell Daniels
- Dancer - Dave Birr
- Kathryn Burns
- Marlon Pelayo
- Brandi Oglesby
- Office Worker - Joseph Callari
- Katy Dore
- James Ross
- Ray Timmons
- Ellen Yuen
- Director - Matthew Pollock
- Writer - Emily Axford
- Adam Conover
- Producer - Jon Wolf
- Cinematography - Adam Bricker
- Editor - Nick Barbieri
- President of Original Content - Sam Reich
- Vice President of Production / Executive Producer - Spencer Griffin
- Director of Production - Sam Sparks
- Director of Post Production - Michael Schaubach
- Production Manager - Jeremy Reitz
- Post Production Producer - Lacy Wittman
- Art Director - Carolyn King
- Hair and Makeup - Heather Grippaldi
- Script Supervisor - Kristina Perez
- Production Coordinator - Sam Kirkpatrick
- Shane Spiegel
- 1st Assistant Director - Dannia Alfonso
- Art Assistant - Zane Grant
- Visual Effects - Gloo Studios
- Choreography - Kathryn Burns
- 1st Assistant Camera - Charlie Panian
- 2nd Assistant Camera - Cate Smierciak
- Steadicam Operator - David Baldwin
- Playback Operator - Peter Olsted for BoTown Sound
- Gaffer - Zack Savitz
- Key Grip - Ranjeet Rajan
- Best Boy Electric - Adam Goral
- Best Boy Grip - Chris Walters
- Assistant Editor - Phil Fox
- Post Production Coordinating Producer - Amanda Madden
- Music - Jay Wadley
- Vocals - Jay Wadley
- Production Legal - Karen Segall
- Production Accountant - Christine Rodriguez
- Assistant Production Accountant - Erin Marshall
- Production Assistant - Abby Sanford
- Intern - Molly Adams