Freestyle Love Supreme kicks off the craziest All-Nighter ever, whether the staff wants them to or not.
By Adam Conover & Brian Murphy
JEFF addresses camera.
And now, to kick off the
CollegeHumor All-Nighter, Freestyle
WHIP PAN TO: FREESTYLE LOVE SUPREME. They perform for
camera, making their way through the office and referencing
various CAST MEMBERS along the way.
Welcome to the show / we'll treat
you right / we're makin' 10 videos
/ all in one night!
Freestyle passes the EDITORIAL DEPARTMENT.
We're writin' funny articles / and
postin' funny tweets-
Freestyle joins Jeff.
and Jeff Rubin's / hostin' a live
Freestyle surrounds SAM looking proud, nodding along.
We spared no expense / we booked
the best guests / BriTANick, Broad
City / and Kanye West!
Sam nods along to everything but Kanye.
Freestyle ignores Sam and moves on. They approach NATHAN and
CALDWELL working on a GIF and COMIC respectively.
Comics to make you laugh / and GIFS
to make you smile / and Murph's
gonna join us / for an epic
REVEAL MURPH, totally caught off guard, mid-conversation
with WATT. Shockwave beatboxes for him.
Um. Yo. What up. This. Is
Freestyle ditches him. They move into the Shaubach's editing
room and join JAKE AND AMIR. They dance along.
We got Jake & Amir / CH comedy team
/ oh sheesh y'all! / twas a dream!
JAKE / AMIR
They got a new episode / you won't
wanna miss / cuz these two dudes /
promised to french kiss!
Freestyle stares at them and waits. They look uncomfortable.
I don't think we did.
They awkwardly peck.
Freestyle leaves the editing bay, Shockwave is still keeping
the beat. Sam approaches them.
You guys, please, you're making a
lot of promises we can't live up to
and putting people on the spot-
They PUSH Sam out of the way and head over to JOSH and ADAM.
It's Adam and Josh / yo dudes,
wassup? / I heard you guys / can
make yourselves throw-up.
They hand them BUCKETS. Josh and Adam, smile uncomfortably
for camera and then gag themselves. EMILY and ANU try to
sneak by unnoticed, but Freestyle cuts them off.
Oh, hello, Emily! / and hello, Anu!
/ two funny ass girls / comin'
right on through!
Anu and Emily smile uncomfortably, they know something bad
Should we have em' tell a joke? /
nah, how 'bout instead / we watch
them / shave each other's heads!
(holding up a buzzer)
We have to. They rapped it.
They SHAVE OFF EACH OTHER's PONYTAILS (WIGS). Freestyle
moves on to KEVIN and STREETER. They look scared.
Now Kevin's gonna eat / a slice of
They hand Kevin a slice of cheese. He and Streeter look
And the big dude Street / is gonna
pull out his teeth.
They hand him a pair of dental pliers.
Streeter goes for his teeth as Freestyle approaches DAN and
Dan and Pat are gonna fight / to
the very last breath / Everybody
gather 'round / it's a fight to the
Pat pulls a gun on Dan.
But we're friends, Pat!
Freestyle ditches them and heads over to OWEN.
Brace yourselves ya'll / for an
epic finale / for the first time in
years / Owen's gonna call his
PAN to OWEN on headphones at his desk. He takes his
I haven't- I haven't spoken to him
since he left.
Shockwave beatboxes threateningly.
Okay, okay. You don't have to
beatbox at me!
Owen pulls out his phone and dials.
Hello, father. I've got something
I've been meaning to say to you-
Wait. Letters? I never got your
letters. Mom must have been hiding
them from me.
(breaks down crying)
I miss you. Just- just come home,
Just come home dad! / Ya son's so
sad! / Just come home dad! / He's
Owen sobs uncontrollably.
I love you too.
AWWWW JUST COME HOME DAD!
Freestyle strikes a pose. With the final beat, A GUN SHOT
I'm sorry, Dan.
Ew, Kevin, are you eating cheese?