This time, it really t'wis a dream.
By Jake Hurwitz & Amir Blumenfeld
INT. OFFICE - NIGHT.
Jake and Amir are at their desks. Amir is exausted.
I dunno If I can make it man. The
finish line is in sight and I am
not right. What time is it? 4AM?
5AM? 4:45 AM?
It's 8:45PM. The All-Nighter STARTS
in fifteen minutes. And goes on for
another twelve hours.
Don't hound my shit. I'm pissed,
I'm scared, I'm tired, and I'm...
How are you this tired already?
I'm glad you asked!
Amir instantly falls asleep.
Amir! Dude, wake up!
ILANA GLAZER is in Amir's seat. Startles awake.
Holy Guac! That nap was more than
legit. It was dece.
ABBI JACOBSON is now in Jake's seat.
That would be less than legit.
Don't nitpick my twit pic ya
shit-dick. Now that wit was quite
Do you want coffee? Would that wake
I'm clearly awake if I'm talking to
you, Scooby fricken Don't.
What are you talking about?
Bad Scooby? Nah, bad doo.
Ilana starts cracking up.
Amir is laughing in his sleep. Jake shakes his head.
BRIAN McELHANY is now laughing in Amir's seat. He stops on a
You gotta crack up at that shit.
That Scooby Doo pun? That destroyed
at my pop-pop's wake.
NICK KOCHER is now in Jake's seat.
Why did you tell it there?
Cuz every one was sad? Especially
me, he was my best friend. Open
casket? Now I can't buy a basket!
Can you please not try to rhyme all
You just did it!
That was unintentional.
An unintentional rhyme? Well I'm an
unconventional mime. Eating an
Brian mimes eating a lime. Then...
Ew! Fuck you! Crack up at that!
You didn't even give me time to
laugh at that one. It's like you
knew it would fail.
Fuck you. Fuck you. I'm cool. And
Amir, asleep at his desk, sleep laughing. Ilana and Abbi and
Brian and Nick are confused, standing behind Jake.
He's fine, he's just tired.
Jake picks up a tennis ball and throws it at Amir, but it
hits EVAN GREGORY in the head. Evan wakes up, in Amir's
Ah! I'm seeing triple.
Sitting across from Evan is ANDREW, MICHAEL, and SARAH.
I think we should ask Sam if you
can go home.
You'd love that wouldn't you?
Wow, the truth comes tumbling out.
Jake's a fricken anti-semite. And
that just ain't right.
Back to Amir in the chair. Half asleep.
I said you Jacob Hurwitz, are an
Gregory Brothers, Ilana, Abbi, Nick and Brian are all behind
What did he just say?
He's half asleep. What do you mean,
what did he just say. What does it
Oh it doesn't matter because what?
Because he's Jewish?
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about YOU hating Jews.
Oh you're awake now?
You prick, I know many Jews.
So do I! I'm half Jew--
Brian punches Jake in the face.
I don't hit like a JEW do I?
THAT's anti-semetic. Right?
Everybody starts screaming/holding Jake and punching him in
the face. Amir starts laughing maniacally.
Amir is sleep laughing on a couch. Jake and the entire gang
is watching him.
I thought you said we were going to
shoot a video.
Yeah sorry, he's asleep.
Tear his Jew-hating face off!