You're going to break your neck anyway, why not have fun doing it?
By Streeter Seidell
NOTE: We will only see Mike and Taylor when they bounce into
frame. The camera will remain locked off, pointed up at the
sky. Only one will be in frame at any given time unless
MIKE and TAYLOR, both around 14, jump on a trampoline.
I wish my mom would get me a
Dude, dude! Watch this!
Taylor does a flip
SICK! My mom says trampolines are
Taylor does a double flip. We hear a POP as he lands.
You're the king of the tramp!
Taylor now has a bloody toilet paper in both nostrils.
(spitting a little blood)
Dude, your mom's a re. (re: blood)
I hurt myself worse than this
Mike jumps up and falls with his back to the ground. We hear
a STRETCH and SNAP
As Mike bounces back up he's in a neck brace.
I saw, like, an old pic of my dad
when he was a kid and he was
playing on this, like, crappy toy
Taylor tucks into a cannonball, he bounces into frame like
this a few times while Mike is talking.
Sure - and I was like, Dad, you're
just jealous cuz you didn't have
cool stuff and -
They collide mid-air with a wet SMACK. As Mike bounces up
he's missing teeth.
- jealous cuz you didn't have cool
stuff and that's why you won't get
me a tramp!
We hear two dull THUDS. Taylor un-cannonballs himself and he
has two black eyes.
Dads are so freaking stupid.
Not your dad!
Taylor jams on the tramp and bounces super high. We hear a
CRACK and see a Squirell and some leaves fall down before
Taylor returns to frame with a bloody gash in his head
covered in twigs and leaves.
Dude, my dad is lame as hell. He
said no more than two people on the
tramp at once. So stupid.
A third kid, Tucker, bounces into frame.
What's up, buttholes?
Double jump me, dickbags!
Mike and Taylor jump down together. We see Tucker fly WAY
too high and sideways. We hear him land with a THUD.
It's like, I'm a responsible dude -
We hear ambulance sirens in the BG.
I could have, like, a thousand
people on the tramp and it'd be
We hear EMT's working on Tucker. Red lights flash on Taylor
and Mike as they jump.
Jesus Christ, his pupils aren't
tracking. Intubate him, NOW!
We hear car doors shut and the ambulance pull off, sirens
You talk to Stacy at all?
Two crunchy SNAPS. As Taylor bounces back into frame, he has
two arm casts on with connectors to his torso.
Ew dude, Stacy is gross.
Whatever man, you like her.
NO I DON'T!
I'm an Indian, dude!
Mike jumps up and sits indian style on his way down. Two
more crunchy SNAPS. As he bounces back up he's in a
I don't like Stacy, OK? Don't tell
She's hot, dude.
Ew. SPRING BOOST!
Taylor jumps sideways. We hear metallic snapping / spring
sounds accompanied by a shredding noise. Taylor misses a few
I'd do her.
When Taylor jumps back up his abdomen is completely shredded
and wrapped with bloody bandages.
You gotta grow a dick first, loser.
Some of Taylor's intestines are hanging out.
Why, so you can try to look at it!
Taylor does a back flip. We hear a sickening CRACK
When Taylor bounces back into frame he's clearly dead.
I still think Stacy is hot no
matter what you say.
Beat. Taylor's limp body still bounces up and down with
When she gets her braces off,
Wide shot of Mike bouncing with the still dead Taylor
bouncing with him. Mike lands weird on his ankle. He SCREAMS
and starts crying
I twisted my ankle! MOMMMM!!!!