He woke up before waking up was cool.
Wrote a tweet on a sheet, 'cause I don't like the Internet.
Grew a big winter beard, and it's not even winter yet.
Spilled some tea on my knee, and it looked like a moth.
But it's fine, these pants are mine. And they're home-spun cloth.
Had prolonged eye contact with my cat.
Dipped a biscuit in my chai, caught a feather in my hat.
Found my dad's old tuxedo, and I made it into shorts.
Put a big wheel on my bike, I'm as green as it gets.
Made a necklace with a spoon, spent some time reading Kafka.
Played a banjo made of bark, and then distilled my own agua.
Bought a tablet.
Used a magnet.
Crocheted a beanie for a rabbit.
And I rented out my room.
Can we use your bike, dude?