A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
At the St. Louis Supercross, trying to leave the parking garage, this idiot decides to start pissing everybody off. He would go to every ramp and stand in front of the cars so they couldn't pull onto the ramp.
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