If you build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he's warm for a lifetime :)
Dolphins are the second most intelligent animals, but only the fourth best lovers.
Jake and Amir: Waitress
The customer's always wrong.
Axe Combine: Episode 1
A sporty girl introduces a skinny guy to the brave new world of physical competition.
Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.
Every 7 Seconds: The Date
A new series about sex, and the men who think about it. Like, constantly.
Hugh Jackman's Teacher Interview
At Harlem Village Academies, Mr. Jackman auditions for his toughest role yet: not auditioning.
Some Study That I Used To Know
Gotye sings about losing what's most important to us all: basic math and spelling skills.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.