A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
Two enthusiastic young men go on the search of a life time. Created for a 36 Hour Film Competition in which we had 12 hours to writer, 12 to shoot, and 12 to edit. Made by Chett Hoffman, Jarrod Mundy, Eric Carvalho, and Shane Peterson
North Korean Photoshop Tutorial
There's no crime against humanity a spot brush can't fix.
Why Sex Is Magic
Abraca-orgasm.
Roommate Confessions: The Hypocrite
Revenge is a dish best reheated in the microwave.
Dating, It's Complicated: The Drawer Incident
When it rains, it pours. Condoms.
Jake and Amir: Thanksgiving Feast
Turkey dinner tonight?
Best of Dorkly: Smash Bros. Fatalities
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.



Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.