My girlfriend and I were watching movies when I started to get a bit frisky, grabbing at her lady parts. "Not so fast," she said, "you need to grind first." Confused, I told her that dry humping hurts me. "No I mean grind for experience points, you need to romance me a bit before you get access to those levels." I nearly fell off the couch... Read More »
My friend asked me if I wanted a nut check a couple times while filming him and my other friend singing Michael Jackson, and I didn't hear him ask me...all of a sudden...I got hit in the nuts. Oww!!!
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