A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
A Bracker is a Black person that acts white, and since African Americans have a month for them, and White people have Presidents day, we decided that Brackers deserve a tribute as well. So we present to you Bracker History Month Tribute, which is March j
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Can I Give You A Ticket? (With Anna Torv)
She's not asking for much.
Best of Dorkly: Smash Bros. Fatalities
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
Jake and Amir: Facebook Redesign
Spare me your change.
Jake and Amir: Cheryl
My sister from another mister.
The Bad Breath Holdout
Ruining relationships for science.
Very Mary-Kate: Raise Your Hand
I can't raise my hand. I'm allergic to effort.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
