From Will Blumphries on Nov 20, 2005
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This speech made him the most popular kid in school, for the two weeks before graduation.
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He's no longer scared of the dentist, but he's terrified of the like, meaninglessness of life and stuff.
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"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Tired of your old Photoshop filters? Adobe just released five new ones to make your life even better (or at least seem that way). Roll over each image to see the new filters in action.
The Gang gets a fatal immunodeficiency virus
A new iPhone app that lets you see through clothes. I can't wait to try it on C-SPAN.
If you've had less than 4x - xy +9 = k(x + 4xy) swirlies in your life, you won't get it.
...to make these guys cool.