From
Calvin
on
Dec 14, 2006
"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"
He's no longer scared of the dentist, but he's terrified of the like, meaninglessness of life and stuff.
Because you asked for it, a song made of nothing but sounds from Windows 98 and Windows XP!
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Blaine is back, and believe it or not, he's tormenting the same two idiots as last time. What the F?
the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
It's probably just the microphone. I'm sure this transvestite usually sounds lovely.
Wow, just, wow.
Hook ups can range from something to do on a Saturday night to life altering greatness. Here is the hook up hierarchy, Level 1 being the highest.