Two Liter Bubbler and "Cole" the Goldfish

Basically, it was a late night around one O'clock, i was by myself and the room was a little on the dark side. I was intensely into a game of Need for Speed Most wanted on 360 and i was stuck on some shitty two minute race for about an hour...Anyway I'm playing and i have my i-pod plugged into the x-box playing shuffle through the TV. Suddenly out of no were like a light piercing light in mydismal dorm room surrounded by nerds what comes on but Freebird. I am fucking pumped. Sitting there i just kicked ass in the race and sat down and took a well deserved "break". In the midst of my grand feeling of accomplishment i look toward my goldfish tank with one dier hope. That our gravity bong would be there for me to enjoy some of Jamaica finest tobacco. I am only upset by what i see, the gravity bong is gone and i remeber that it was thrown away by a dick R.A., as if there is any other kind. I AM PISSED. So i become determined to make a gravity bong to beat all others, and to impress my roommate who hooks me up all the time, a sort of present if you will anyway it seemed like a good idea at the time. I slowly piece together a few ideas in my head, even resorting to basic chemistry and physics that i learned last semester i come to the decision that my design will work, so i began to construct what would become the first 2 Liter-Bubbler. After many failed attempts with various bottles I found myself with a 2 Liter bottle of Twister Orange soda with a small hole near the bottom on the side of one of the square things sticking out of the bottom of the bottle. I grab the cap already constructed from the previous gravity screwed it on, packed it up generously torched the shit out of it, pulled the bottle out slowly and just let the water drain. What ensued was the most milked grav ever. And then when it is totally filled with the nearly yellow smoke i take the cap off real quick, and ripped the shit out of it the air bubbled through the water allowing a combination of both pure air and smoke, taking your finger off of the carb if you will. It tasted beautiful with the aftertaste of orange soda. So i'm flipping out now because Freebird is just hitting the three guitar attack solo, my grav ended up being a 2 Liter bubbler, and the smoke tasted like orange soda. To top it all off my roommate loved it.

From MSM Inc. at SUNY Buffalo on Mar 9, 2007