From
Mr. Napkins
on
Dec 11, 2007
With a breath this fresh, how can the ladies say no... and get away with it?
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Wanna know what else gets you chicks? Posting online tutorial videos on how to get chicks.
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the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
I'm lonely.
Not everyone is supposed to have a happy Valentine's Day... ya know?
"It didn't have to come to this..."
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
Wow, just, wow.