Dec 14, 2007
"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"
Daydreaming at the office is inevitable. You see one person, you get a little tired and your imagination just runs wild with your deepest desires.
With a breath this fresh, how can the ladies say no... and get away with it?
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the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
I'm lonely.
Not everyone is supposed to have a happy Valentine's Day... ya know?
"It didn't have to come to this..."
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
Parking Fail