Schwarzenegger Alternate One-Liners
If THIS is the stuff they cut from "Commando," what they leave in must be PURE GOLD.
May 21, 2008
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Mom's Bar Trick
"All right, one more time and that's it. I gotta pick up Joshy from his Bar-Mitzvah lesson!"
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Supermarket Tossers
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Epic BMX Pool Jump
Every so often a video is amazing because someone doesn't get hurt.
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Kid Torture
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Street-Tubing Crash
"All our photo albums and furniture are ruined, but thank God the innertube's okay."
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Mike Conley Dribbling Skills
Unfortunately, ex-Ohio State point guard Conley was drafted by the Hawks so nobody will ever see him play in the NBA...
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