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An instructional video that teaches you everything you need to know, and nothing you don't.
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"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"
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This speech made him the most popular kid in school, for the two weeks before graduation.
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"Skynet will prove and disprove the existence of our puny 'God' seven times before you finish reading this sentence..."
How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
Our graduates are prepared to take on WoW.
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
Live with a dick on your face or die. Make your choice.
but your governor's son can't pick his nose.
Obi-Wan is a dumbass
It's true what they say about violence. It solves everything.