Aug 14, 2008
Comedy legend George Carlin died last night at the age of 71. Here he is performing his famous, supreme-court-decision-worthy routine.
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Wanna know what else gets you chicks? Posting online tutorial videos on how to get chicks.
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"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"
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How can you run from evil if you can't even jump over a fence?
A quick, easy way to find out whether or not you're an alcoholic is if you cried at this.
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No matter how much you practice your moves, this guy will put you to shame every time.
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but your governor's son can't pick his nose.
Obi-Wan is a dumbass