He's no longer scared of the dentist, but he's terrified of the like, meaninglessness of life and stuff.
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There were three terrorists on this plane, but they changed their minds after the third song.
Wanna know what else gets you chicks? Posting online tutorial videos on how to get chicks.
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Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
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Things look a little different when you're drunk...
Personally, I recommend the Wikipedia (citation needed).
Things you should know before entering the ostentatious world of Social Internet.
Dorkly is a new weekly column dedicated to video game comedy.Mario: Is there a problem, officer?Cop: Quite a few, actually. First off, you're speeding. Mario: I'm trying to win a race.Cop: Illegal street racing on the wrong side of the highway?Mario:
We've replaced the sounds of the light sabers with farts. You're welcome.
He likes the tall ones.
Aw, he respects the separation of Church and State.