Sep 19, 2008
Daydreaming at the office is inevitable. You see one person, you get a little tired and your imagination just runs wild with your deepest desires.
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"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"
the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
It's probably just the microphone. I'm sure this transvestite usually sounds lovely.
Hook ups can range from something to do on a Saturday night to life altering greatness. Here is the hook up hierarchy, Level 1 being the highest.
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