Erotic Fiction: Twilight
TWILIGHT is an action-packed, modern day love story between a vampire and a human. Why don't you imagine the first time the couple makes love? Now write it down, post it on the internet, and allow Chris Gethard dramatically read it back to you.rnrnGramattical errors retained in their original form.rnrnEach week Chris Gethard plucks his favorite erotic works from the vast sea of novice fiction produced for the internet. The entirety of this week's selection can be found at:rnhttp://www.fanfiction.net/s/3991561/1/Carlisle_and_Esmes_first_time
From chris gethard on Oct 7, 2008
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A Hard Day's Night of the Living Dead
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Danny Way's Mega Ramp Mega Crash
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