From
Mike Damanskis
on
Dec 12, 2008
"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"
Comedy legend George Carlin died last night at the age of 71. Here he is performing his famous, supreme-court-decision-worthy routine.
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Ridiculous footage from a 1994 H.S. Football game in Texas. Plano East is down 41-17 with 3 minutes to go.
This speech made him the most popular kid in school, for the two weeks before graduation.
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the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
Make sure you know what you're really eating this Valentine's Day. $('#chocolate').translate({ 'tag_name': 'span' }); !split Illu
It's like a TV show that makes you want to buy body wash.
It's probably just the microphone. I'm sure this transvestite usually sounds lovely.