From
Jake And Amir
on
Dec 23, 2008
You're not gonna find your answers at the bottom of a bottle. Unless the questions are mostly about the bottle.
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Sometimes really insignificant, meaningless stuff gets blown out of proportion. Not a big deal it's just -- It's like super-windy in here.
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You can't make somebody happy, they have to want it. Or drink.
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A bad carpenter blames his tools. A good carpenter, blames the bad carpenter.
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the iPad is so stupid that the number of comedy possibilities is just... astounding.
Gmail, Firefox, YouPorn and more speak up to keep you from doing your work.
The Black Ranger is black... the Yellow Ranger is Asian... uh oh.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
Make sure you know what you're really eating this Valentine's Day. $('#chocolate').translate({ 'tag_name': 'span' }); !split Illu
It's probably just the microphone. I'm sure this transvestite usually sounds lovely.
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