"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"
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Now that it's a movie, you can use it to procrastinate for a full 90 minutes.
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With a breath this fresh, how can the ladies say no... and get away with it?
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Every Japanese game show clip you see instantly becomes the best one you've ever seen.
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"ur just jelly cuz ur a ghost and can't tap that"
Amir launches the first aerial attack in the war's four year history.
A funny picture from CollegeHumor
A handy flowchart showing how Thanksgiving night will probably go if you're a college student home from school.
Thanksgiving is coming up, and you know what that means: there's a pretty good chance you're getting dumped this holiday season. Just so you're not caught off guard, here are the emotional stages that you will undoubtedly experience.
I can't wait for him to grow hair so I can give him a swirlee.
The world wouldn't be the same without the Magic 8 Ball