Life Alert Parody

Today's Big Thing is pretty simple. Every day, they find the best thing on the Internet and put it on the site. Just one thing, each day. Yep, that's it.Check out today's big thing.

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All the news that fit to print, as long as it's about celebrities. Tons of pics and vids of people more attractive than you or I.

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With hot models, sports, fitness and entertainment news, hot models and hot models, Bullz-Eye.com has become one of the Web's most popular dude sites.

One of the Internet's best game-related sites. Everything from game news, reviews and downloads. A fantastic time waster all around Check it out.

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Hollywood Tuna has everything you need, if the things you need are all celebrity related. From celeb pics and vids to nip slips, Hollywood Tuna does it all and does it well.

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