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This girl gets yelled at by her mom for going on a MySpace date while her immature father records the whole thing!
Wanna know what else gets you chicks? Posting online tutorial videos on how to get chicks.
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Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
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Things look a little different when you're drunk...
Personally, I recommend the Wikipedia (citation needed).
Toyota owners discovered a minor glitch with their automobiles: turns out the cars regarded driver input as secondary to their love of accelerating and the delicious sound of human screams.
5 Browsers and the Modes of Transportation They Resemble
Everyone gives him all kinds of free stuff because they like his gun!
Dorkly is a new weekly column dedicated to video game comedy.Mario: Is there a problem, officer?Cop: Quite a few, actually. First off, you're speeding. Mario: I'm trying to win a race.Cop: Illegal street racing on the wrong side of the highway?Mario:
That's right. There's a Coldstone Creamery game on the Wii.