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Getting old people involved would be the one way you could make cup chicks even worse.
Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
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Things look a little different when you're drunk...
Personally, I recommend the Wikipedia (citation needed).
5 Browsers and the Modes of Transportation They Resemble
Toyota owners discovered a minor glitch with their automobiles: turns out the cars regarded driver input as secondary to their love of accelerating and the delicious sound of human screams.
Everyone gives him all kinds of free stuff because they like his gun!
Dorkly is a new weekly column dedicated to video game comedy.Mario: Is there a problem, officer?Cop: Quite a few, actually. First off, you're speeding. Mario: I'm trying to win a race.Cop: Illegal street racing on the wrong side of the highway?Mario:
That's right. There's a Coldstone Creamery game on the Wii.