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Comedy legend George Carlin died last night at the age of 71. Here he is performing his famous, supreme-court-decision-worthy routine.
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Look out for d-bags and children on leashes.
Why stop yourself from having sex with your mom, when you can make it a threesome?
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Things look a little different when you're drunk...
Personally, I recommend the Wikipedia (citation needed).
Dorkly is a new weekly column dedicated to video game comedy.Mario: Is there a problem, officer?Cop: Quite a few, actually. First off, you're speeding. Mario: I'm trying to win a race.Cop: Illegal street racing on the wrong side of the highway?Mario:
We've replaced the sounds of the light sabers with farts. You're welcome.
Aw, he respects the separation of Church and State.
He likes the tall ones.
Do you want anything? A glass of water? Let's not move just yet.