Mortal Kombat Is Not A Tournament

Great signs for your Internet travels.

There is 72 uncut hours of them dancing.In due time we will probably see some foolish hip hop artist make this famous and then have the entire country do this dance.

Full of win.

Going to the zoo and not seeing the violent animals? That's like going to a water park and only riding the lazy river.

Just wait until you see this guy not die. It's crazy.

Facebook Makes a Baby

IGod: Noah, all the people of earth are sinners. You alone are righteous.Noah: Thanks God. Long time fan, first time prophet.God: So, I have decided to smite the entire world with a flood.(pause)Noah: Couldn't you just teach man goodness?God: N