"I'm a bear"

Mike Birbiglia live on stage, talking bears and messing with the spotlight guy.

Sushi

What's the big deal? Sharks do this all the time.

Fish Catching Fly

What you are watching is slow motion footage of an archer fish spitting water at a fly, then having it fall into its mouth. It's like the opposite of fishing.

Gecko Eater

The bad news is you just ate a gecko. The good news is you just saved a bunch of money switching your car insurance.

Frog Eats Mouse

What's a matter frog, you got a mouse in your throat?

Drunk Eats Frog

He should have held out for three scoops of rice.

Cat on a Treadmill

To be fair, he was only hitting the treadmill because the lines to the elliptical machines were way too long.

Baby Pandas!

Don't you just want to smash them with a frying pan?

Dog Shaming

A more intense version of this shaming involves rounding up all the stray cats you can find.

Drunken Bear

This bear got drunk by eating fermented apples and was found intoxicated, wobbling around a neighborhood in Lyons, Colorado.

Penguin Hopping

If you can fit into your laundry bag, you'll always have a hiding place when the cops show up.

Doggy Style Kissing

"Hey dude, you made out with a real dog last night."

Flying Fish

Just like that one level of Mario. If only these fishermen had fireballs at their disposal

Friendly Kitty

Who wouldn't want to adopt this bucket of love?

Polly want a turntable.

Panda Dog

So adorable you'll just want to punt it.

So that's where grandma got the expression, "craps like a bear!"

Mouth to mouth bird feeding. Are you my mother?

What is it about Barney's desire to help kids that makes it so funny when bad things happen to him? The world may never know.

If you're into cats, beat that summer heat with a cool video of cats performing White Christmas.

Dog Malfunction

They could probably get it fixed, but it's not even worth it. This dog is clearly defective.

Fat Cat Barely Fits in it's Yogurt Box Anymore

They say you are what you eat, but that's not true. Eating a 6-pack of yogurt only made this cat crazy.

Sneaky Dog Meets Air Horn

It worked! Now they can keep raw meat out all day long!

Baby Ankylosaurus

This is either the cutest baby dinosaur ever or the ultimate turtle.

Cat Steals Peanut

The unamused owner catches the whole thing on tape.

Kitten Mirror Jump

Only kittens that are pure of heart can travel through this mirror, and this kitten is racist.

Amazing Horse Backflip

Back when they allowed horses in pro wrestling, you saw this sort of thing all the time.

All-Out Cat Slugfest

They're fighting because one of them is in the box, and the other one is having a Vietnam flashback.

Don't Lick Me There

Cats are pigs.

Catgasm

If giving your cat an orgasm is wrong then banish me to an island full of cats where I can do this outside of the public eye. Don't arrest me, though.

Ghetto Puppies

The streets are a something-eat-something world. A cat, perhaps.

Slinky Cat

"A cat, a cat, a marvelous thing" doesn't have the same kind of ring as the original slinky theme song.

Extreme Billy Goat

And you thought eating tin cans was cool.

Chickens Break Up Rabbit Fight

Obviously the rabbits are jealousy, but what do the chickens represent?

Smart Bears

The smartest bear of all is the one holding the camera.

Cat Language

No wonder the ancient Egyptians worshiped these guys, they make great videos!

Japan Kitten Montage

So cute! Too bad this is a restaurant commercial.

Lazy Panda

"Ugh... Just mash the bamboo into a paste and stick it under my tongue."

Paw Job

If you think this is sexy you should see what happens when the cat falls asleep.

Camouflage Fish

And now this fish goes off to fight the coolest under the sea war ever.

Dog Malfunction

They could probably get it fixed, but it's not even worth it. This dog is clearly defective.

Fat Cat Barely Fits in it's Yogurt Box Anymore

They say you are what you eat, but that's not true. Eating a 6-pack of yogurt only made this cat crazy.

Don't Lick Me There

Cats are pigs.

Ghetto Puppies

The streets are a something-eat-something world. A cat, perhaps.

Kitten Mirror Jump

Only kittens that are pure of heart can travel through this mirror, and this kitten is racist.

Chickens Break Up Rabbit Fight

Obviously the rabbits are jealousy, but what do the chickens represent?

Cat Steals Peanut

The unamused owner catches the whole thing on tape.

Smart Bears

The smartest bear of all is the one holding the camera.

Slinky Cat

"A cat, a cat, a marvelous thing" doesn't have the same kind of ring as the original slinky theme song.

Baby Ankylosaurus

This is either the cutest baby dinosaur ever or the ultimate turtle.

Cat Language

No wonder the ancient Egyptians worshiped these guys, they make great videos!

Real Bears Playing Hockey

A first look at the Mystery Alaska sequel where the local team not only loses but are dismembered.

Cat Flushing the Toilet

He's a cat... flushing the toilet! He's a cat... flushing the toilet!

Noisy Drinking Cat

This is nothing. He usually starts throwing chairs and breaking windows when he drinks.

Lazy Panda

"Ugh... Just mash the bamboo into a paste and stick it under my tongue."

Sneaky Dog Meets Air Horn

It worked! Now they can keep raw meat out all day long!

All-Out Cat Slugfest

They're fighting because one of them is in the box, and the other one is having a Vietnam flashback.

Kitten Heist

These furry little guys are real "cat burglars"... in that we'd shoot them if they came into our apartment, too.

Catgasm

If giving your cat an orgasm is wrong then banish me to an island full of cats where I can do this outside of the public eye. Don't arrest me, though.

Chimp Rides Segway

Japanese scientists have deduced that chimps are even more entertaining at high velocity.