Monkey vs. Dog - who do you have?

Psssst.... wanna watch a dog masturbate for 45 seconds?

If you like videos of cats being stupid, have we got good news for you...

A cat falls 80 feet from a tree. Will he survive? I won't ruin the ending, but I will say that he lands on his feet.

That cat must really want a free iPod.

There's nothing funnier than a horse pooping on a woman's head. That's a fact.

I don't know who had the idea to set nature footage against Beastie Boys, but the results are hilarious.

A funny cat watching a video of funny cats.

Katie Couric pooped on by birds while Roker watches and laughs, what else do you need to know?

"Getting some ass in Iraq."

I thought birds had sex in midair. Wouldn't you if you had wings?

The dog is thinking "What's everybody looking at?"

Wouldn't it be great if that many people applauded for you every time you pooped in public?

Scientists have combined a panda bear and a dog to create the world's adorable-est animal.

Midget vs. bull - nature's oldest rivalry.

Mom!!! I was making a video of myself lifting weights and I broke the aquarium again!

That cat must be really filthy - that monkey seems determined to wash it.

Who would in a fight, a tiger or a crocodile?

We bow down and worship you, dog on bicycle.

No, we don't have enough footage of turtles having sex yet.

Dog Malfunction

They could probably get it fixed, but it's not even worth it. This dog is clearly defective.

Fat Cat Barely Fits in it's Yogurt Box Anymore

They say you are what you eat, but that's not true. Eating a 6-pack of yogurt only made this cat crazy.

Sneaky Dog Meets Air Horn

It worked! Now they can keep raw meat out all day long!

Baby Ankylosaurus

This is either the cutest baby dinosaur ever or the ultimate turtle.

Cat Steals Peanut

The unamused owner catches the whole thing on tape.

Kitten Mirror Jump

Only kittens that are pure of heart can travel through this mirror, and this kitten is racist.

Amazing Horse Backflip

Back when they allowed horses in pro wrestling, you saw this sort of thing all the time.

All-Out Cat Slugfest

They're fighting because one of them is in the box, and the other one is having a Vietnam flashback.

Don't Lick Me There

Cats are pigs.

Catgasm

If giving your cat an orgasm is wrong then banish me to an island full of cats where I can do this outside of the public eye. Don't arrest me, though.

Ghetto Puppies

The streets are a something-eat-something world. A cat, perhaps.

Slinky Cat

"A cat, a cat, a marvelous thing" doesn't have the same kind of ring as the original slinky theme song.

Extreme Billy Goat

And you thought eating tin cans was cool.

Chickens Break Up Rabbit Fight

Obviously the rabbits are jealousy, but what do the chickens represent?

Smart Bears

The smartest bear of all is the one holding the camera.

Cat Language

No wonder the ancient Egyptians worshiped these guys, they make great videos!

Japan Kitten Montage

So cute! Too bad this is a restaurant commercial.

Lazy Panda

"Ugh... Just mash the bamboo into a paste and stick it under my tongue."

Paw Job

If you think this is sexy you should see what happens when the cat falls asleep.

Camouflage Fish

And now this fish goes off to fight the coolest under the sea war ever.

Dog Malfunction

They could probably get it fixed, but it's not even worth it. This dog is clearly defective.

Fat Cat Barely Fits in it's Yogurt Box Anymore

They say you are what you eat, but that's not true. Eating a 6-pack of yogurt only made this cat crazy.

Don't Lick Me There

Cats are pigs.

Ghetto Puppies

The streets are a something-eat-something world. A cat, perhaps.

Kitten Mirror Jump

Only kittens that are pure of heart can travel through this mirror, and this kitten is racist.

Chickens Break Up Rabbit Fight

Obviously the rabbits are jealousy, but what do the chickens represent?

Cat Steals Peanut

The unamused owner catches the whole thing on tape.

Smart Bears

The smartest bear of all is the one holding the camera.

Slinky Cat

"A cat, a cat, a marvelous thing" doesn't have the same kind of ring as the original slinky theme song.

Baby Ankylosaurus

This is either the cutest baby dinosaur ever or the ultimate turtle.

Cat Language

No wonder the ancient Egyptians worshiped these guys, they make great videos!

Real Bears Playing Hockey

A first look at the Mystery Alaska sequel where the local team not only loses but are dismembered.

Cat Flushing the Toilet

He's a cat... flushing the toilet! He's a cat... flushing the toilet!

Noisy Drinking Cat

This is nothing. He usually starts throwing chairs and breaking windows when he drinks.

Lazy Panda

"Ugh... Just mash the bamboo into a paste and stick it under my tongue."

Sneaky Dog Meets Air Horn

It worked! Now they can keep raw meat out all day long!

All-Out Cat Slugfest

They're fighting because one of them is in the box, and the other one is having a Vietnam flashback.

Kitten Heist

These furry little guys are real "cat burglars"... in that we'd shoot them if they came into our apartment, too.

Catgasm

If giving your cat an orgasm is wrong then banish me to an island full of cats where I can do this outside of the public eye. Don't arrest me, though.

Chimp Rides Segway

Japanese scientists have deduced that chimps are even more entertaining at high velocity.