Mommy, where do kittens come from?

"The Late Night Version" of Laura Bush's comedy routine. (from The Daily Show)

"This is an insanely ridiculous Korean fried chicken commercial."

Cat on skateboard. Too precious.

The law doesn't always make sense.

My pussy loves my vibrator. This will probably be the most popular movie of the week and for me, it never gets old.

Wow, I want to hang out with that monkey.

Hooch has nothing on this police dog. I could watch him tackle people all day.

Smoking kills.

Horses are the funniest animal to put in commercials since monkeys.

Guy licks a live mouse in Iraq for $5.00.

In my country, Turkey chases YOU.

"The pussy train is leavin the station"

I may be wrong on this, but I'm pretty sure dogs aren't suppose to be flying.

"Hot tortoise-on-tortoise action, crank up the volume for this one."

Pandas are soooo cute!

Man vs. Turkey. It's natures oldest rivalry.

Lay down boy!

Oh Scruffy, you'll kill us all someday.

KARATE CHIMP KARATE CHIMP KARATE CHIMP!

Dog Malfunction

They could probably get it fixed, but it's not even worth it. This dog is clearly defective.

Fat Cat Barely Fits in it's Yogurt Box Anymore

They say you are what you eat, but that's not true. Eating a 6-pack of yogurt only made this cat crazy.

Sneaky Dog Meets Air Horn

It worked! Now they can keep raw meat out all day long!

Baby Ankylosaurus

This is either the cutest baby dinosaur ever or the ultimate turtle.

Cat Steals Peanut

The unamused owner catches the whole thing on tape.

Kitten Mirror Jump

Only kittens that are pure of heart can travel through this mirror, and this kitten is racist.

Amazing Horse Backflip

Back when they allowed horses in pro wrestling, you saw this sort of thing all the time.

All-Out Cat Slugfest

They're fighting because one of them is in the box, and the other one is having a Vietnam flashback.

Don't Lick Me There

Cats are pigs.

Catgasm

If giving your cat an orgasm is wrong then banish me to an island full of cats where I can do this outside of the public eye. Don't arrest me, though.

Ghetto Puppies

The streets are a something-eat-something world. A cat, perhaps.

Slinky Cat

"A cat, a cat, a marvelous thing" doesn't have the same kind of ring as the original slinky theme song.

Extreme Billy Goat

And you thought eating tin cans was cool.

Chickens Break Up Rabbit Fight

Obviously the rabbits are jealousy, but what do the chickens represent?

Smart Bears

The smartest bear of all is the one holding the camera.

Cat Language

No wonder the ancient Egyptians worshiped these guys, they make great videos!

Japan Kitten Montage

So cute! Too bad this is a restaurant commercial.

Lazy Panda

"Ugh... Just mash the bamboo into a paste and stick it under my tongue."

Paw Job

If you think this is sexy you should see what happens when the cat falls asleep.

Camouflage Fish

And now this fish goes off to fight the coolest under the sea war ever.

Dog Malfunction

They could probably get it fixed, but it's not even worth it. This dog is clearly defective.

Fat Cat Barely Fits in it's Yogurt Box Anymore

They say you are what you eat, but that's not true. Eating a 6-pack of yogurt only made this cat crazy.

Don't Lick Me There

Cats are pigs.

Ghetto Puppies

The streets are a something-eat-something world. A cat, perhaps.

Kitten Mirror Jump

Only kittens that are pure of heart can travel through this mirror, and this kitten is racist.

Chickens Break Up Rabbit Fight

Obviously the rabbits are jealousy, but what do the chickens represent?

Cat Steals Peanut

The unamused owner catches the whole thing on tape.

Smart Bears

The smartest bear of all is the one holding the camera.

Slinky Cat

"A cat, a cat, a marvelous thing" doesn't have the same kind of ring as the original slinky theme song.

Baby Ankylosaurus

This is either the cutest baby dinosaur ever or the ultimate turtle.

Cat Language

No wonder the ancient Egyptians worshiped these guys, they make great videos!

Real Bears Playing Hockey

A first look at the Mystery Alaska sequel where the local team not only loses but are dismembered.

Cat Flushing the Toilet

He's a cat... flushing the toilet! He's a cat... flushing the toilet!

Noisy Drinking Cat

This is nothing. He usually starts throwing chairs and breaking windows when he drinks.

Lazy Panda

"Ugh... Just mash the bamboo into a paste and stick it under my tongue."

Sneaky Dog Meets Air Horn

It worked! Now they can keep raw meat out all day long!

All-Out Cat Slugfest

They're fighting because one of them is in the box, and the other one is having a Vietnam flashback.

Kitten Heist

These furry little guys are real "cat burglars"... in that we'd shoot them if they came into our apartment, too.

Catgasm

If giving your cat an orgasm is wrong then banish me to an island full of cats where I can do this outside of the public eye. Don't arrest me, though.

Chimp Rides Segway

Japanese scientists have deduced that chimps are even more entertaining at high velocity.