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This is a very specific kind of sleeping disorder, she can only sleep when she feels shame.
Facebook changes everything.
Can you believe this was his first beer?
The commercial Budweiser probably doesn't care if you see.
Kid can't take a joke. He'll never make it.
When this girl does it, it's cute, but when I do it on a seventh-grade field trip to the science museum, I get ridiculed? Yeah, that's fair.
These Facebook smear campaigns are getting out of hand.
5 minutes later he amazed friends once again by going from sober to drunk mid-sentence.
It's actually not that bad to wake up thinking you peed yourself and find out you're just in the middle of a lake.
It took 8 takes and 24 actors, but they got the shot!
The only higher sign of respect in monkey culture is farting into your hand and throwing it directly into another monkey's face.
A lazy cat with an attitude? He sure isn't breaking down any Sunday comic cat stereotypes.
"To beer! The cause of -- and solution too -- all of life's problems!"
Next season the whole outfield is going to hold cups of beer.
Taken from a brutal 10-minute screaming match between two professors. In the end, they agreed the teacher's lounge should have free vegetable cream cheese, after all.
Brian's having second thoughts.
All-star stripper Kelly Kayne demonstrates how hard she can kick your ass in the sexiest way possible.
Dan hires a tattoo artist to mess with his passed out roommate. Also, Thrillist.com's Ben Lerer.
Myrtle Cottington and Betty Shiffman are no longer friends.
Now she'll really never be a doctor.
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