But the Gazelle Freestyle looked so easy when the guy with the ponytail did it on TV!

More like ultimate pussy. Just walk it off.

All that nonsense about not putting metal in the microwave? It's all a rumor concocted by the goverment to keep you under control.

Just kickin' it.

It was worth it!

If getting drunk and sliding down the stairs in a laundry basket is such a bad idea, then how come I'm already doing it?

If you are the kind of person who loves watching people of all ages find down slides, have we got a treat for you.

Who among you hasn't wanted to punch a priest at some point or another?

"[115 kph] and drunk on a German Autoban." I should also note that this video is submitted from a .mil email address.

How do little kids always know exactly where it would hurt the most?

He's nuts about baseball.

For many of us, it's only a dream to be shot by the Philly Fanatic with a hot dog gun. The Preston and Steve show helped one man achieve that dream.

They told you not to get the pink ball angry.

Once in a lifetime video of a girl dancing in a club.

If you want a true sense of how far he is falling, look at the pickup truck for scale. (bicycle accident!!!!)

All this because he stole a purse?

Amazing Scooter jump.

Why does the guy driving get the helmet?

Lysol to the eyes hurts. Noted.

Cliff diving is for pussies.

Eight Grade Football Player Gets Jacked

In the NFL he would have been suspended for making a hit like that and, actually, in eighth grade it's the same thing.

Kitten Mirror Jump

Only kittens that are pure of heart can travel through this mirror, and this kitten is racist.

Amazing Horse Backflip

Back when they allowed horses in pro wrestling, you saw this sort of thing all the time.

Tranquilizer Dart to the Butt

A man actually willing to do this is the rarest catch of all.

Airbag Experiment

Conclusion? Hilarious.

Caitlin Couldn't Do It

Steeplechase is like Nascar, it's no fun to watch unless something goes horribly wrong.

Construction Accident

It's truly poetic the way everything came together to make this happen.

Rollerblading Fence Flop

Don't panic folks, we DID get it on video.

Epic Soccer Goal

This is actually a little known soccer loophole- that shot was worth one hundred points.

Failed Table Smash

"Ok, so NOW we know for sure. Lenny is less dense than the table"

Mommy Bathroom Prank

And that's the last time she ever used a toilet.

Paintball Gun Boobie Trap

Remove the "paintball" from the title and this video becomes drastically less funny.

German Quad Trick

Only the Germans could devise a stunt this original. Vunderbar!

Unconquerable Football Player

The amazing thing isn't that Chadron State's Isaac Stockton made the catch, it's that he was still conscious enough after getting leveled to catch it again for a touchdown.

Baseball Fan Goes Boom

Don't worry, he was cheering for the Rays.

Hand in a Fan

CollegeHumor programmer Nick Dunkman has a run in with our biggest fan, which explains why our entire site is down right now.

Drunken Man Mounts Fake Horse

Would it be more or less embarrassing if the horse were real?

1/2 Front Flip

A rare feat, this gymnast perfectly executes the rare half flip.

Fire Feet

"Dude, I dare you to run into that puddle." "No way man, the only way I'd run into a puddle would be if my feet were on fire!"

Gnarly Body Boarder

Thought a boogie-board 360 was impossible? THINK AGAIN.

Kitten Mirror Jump

Only kittens that are pure of heart can travel through this mirror, and this kitten is racist.

Failed Table Smash

"Ok, so NOW we know for sure. Lenny is less dense than the table"

Unconquerable Football Player

The amazing thing isn't that Chadron State's Isaac Stockton made the catch, it's that he was still conscious enough after getting leveled to catch it again for a touchdown.

Rollerblading Fence Flop

Don't panic folks, we DID get it on video.

Mommy Bathroom Prank

And that's the last time she ever used a toilet.

Epic Soccer Goal

This is actually a little known soccer loophole- that shot was worth one hundred points.

Caitlin Couldn't Do It

Steeplechase is like Nascar, it's no fun to watch unless something goes horribly wrong.

Eight Grade Football Player Gets Jacked

In the NFL he would have been suspended for making a hit like that and, actually, in eighth grade it's the same thing.

Construction Accident

It's truly poetic the way everything came together to make this happen.

Tranquilizer Dart to the Butt

A man actually willing to do this is the rarest catch of all.

Baseball Fan Goes Boom

Don't worry, he was cheering for the Rays.

Paintball Gun Boobie Trap

Remove the "paintball" from the title and this video becomes drastically less funny.

Drunken Man Mounts Fake Horse

Would it be more or less embarrassing if the horse were real?

German Quad Trick

Only the Germans could devise a stunt this original. Vunderbar!

Treadmill Stand

Nearly flawless display of acrobatics. The only flub is when he falls directly on the top of his neck.

1/2 Front Flip

A rare feat, this gymnast perfectly executes the rare half flip.

Hand in a Fan

CollegeHumor programmer Nick Dunkman has a run in with our biggest fan, which explains why our entire site is down right now.

Slip and Ouch

This guy got the slip part right. Only the reason he slips is because another human crushes his leg bones.

Amazing Horse Backflip

Back when they allowed horses in pro wrestling, you saw this sort of thing all the time.

Gnarly Body Boarder

Thought a boogie-board 360 was impossible? THINK AGAIN.