Bad dog!

Lipstick slingshot.

Molotov Baseball.

And the Oscar for world's biggest jackass goes to...

Snap crackle pop. (gross)

Today's video of someone getting whacked in the nuts: Dodgeball.

"You can spell awesome without Bob, but you shouldn't." (I think he meant to say "BIKE ACCIDENT!")

"My buddy tries to be a hard ass, totals my jet ski"

"Psycho Rap"

Boomerang plane.

If you like seeing men who participate in ridiculous spectacles hurting themselves seriously, you are going to want to click here.

Dude breaks a bottle over his head. Turn up the sound.

"One of his teeth went through his lower lip and he later discovered he could squirt water through the hole. He also had a huge gash on his forehead. Rugby, ya gotta love it."

"Chris bet that he could skateboard down the master staircase of our house."

If you aren't the baby-dady, well I think you deserve to give yourself a little dance.

If you hate people who exercise, watch this and feel better about yourself.

You know someone is a true friend when you ask them to light you on fire, and they say yes.

Down goes Frasier! Down goes Frasier! (caption credit: everyone on the planet. Make sure you listen to the sounds of him collapsing)

"Greatest Steeplechase Fall Ever."

"You can never have too much nut kicking"

Eight Grade Football Player Gets Jacked

In the NFL he would have been suspended for making a hit like that and, actually, in eighth grade it's the same thing.

Kitten Mirror Jump

Only kittens that are pure of heart can travel through this mirror, and this kitten is racist.

Amazing Horse Backflip

Back when they allowed horses in pro wrestling, you saw this sort of thing all the time.

Tranquilizer Dart to the Butt

A man actually willing to do this is the rarest catch of all.

Airbag Experiment

Conclusion? Hilarious.

Caitlin Couldn't Do It

Steeplechase is like Nascar, it's no fun to watch unless something goes horribly wrong.

Construction Accident

It's truly poetic the way everything came together to make this happen.

Rollerblading Fence Flop

Don't panic folks, we DID get it on video.

Epic Soccer Goal

This is actually a little known soccer loophole- that shot was worth one hundred points.

Failed Table Smash

"Ok, so NOW we know for sure. Lenny is less dense than the table"

Mommy Bathroom Prank

And that's the last time she ever used a toilet.

Paintball Gun Boobie Trap

Remove the "paintball" from the title and this video becomes drastically less funny.

German Quad Trick

Only the Germans could devise a stunt this original. Vunderbar!

Unconquerable Football Player

The amazing thing isn't that Chadron State's Isaac Stockton made the catch, it's that he was still conscious enough after getting leveled to catch it again for a touchdown.

Baseball Fan Goes Boom

Don't worry, he was cheering for the Rays.

Hand in a Fan

CollegeHumor programmer Nick Dunkman has a run in with our biggest fan, which explains why our entire site is down right now.

Drunken Man Mounts Fake Horse

Would it be more or less embarrassing if the horse were real?

1/2 Front Flip

A rare feat, this gymnast perfectly executes the rare half flip.

Fire Feet

"Dude, I dare you to run into that puddle." "No way man, the only way I'd run into a puddle would be if my feet were on fire!"

Gnarly Body Boarder

Thought a boogie-board 360 was impossible? THINK AGAIN.

Kitten Mirror Jump

Only kittens that are pure of heart can travel through this mirror, and this kitten is racist.

Failed Table Smash

"Ok, so NOW we know for sure. Lenny is less dense than the table"

Unconquerable Football Player

The amazing thing isn't that Chadron State's Isaac Stockton made the catch, it's that he was still conscious enough after getting leveled to catch it again for a touchdown.

Rollerblading Fence Flop

Don't panic folks, we DID get it on video.

Mommy Bathroom Prank

And that's the last time she ever used a toilet.

Epic Soccer Goal

This is actually a little known soccer loophole- that shot was worth one hundred points.

Caitlin Couldn't Do It

Steeplechase is like Nascar, it's no fun to watch unless something goes horribly wrong.

Eight Grade Football Player Gets Jacked

In the NFL he would have been suspended for making a hit like that and, actually, in eighth grade it's the same thing.

Construction Accident

It's truly poetic the way everything came together to make this happen.

Tranquilizer Dart to the Butt

A man actually willing to do this is the rarest catch of all.

Baseball Fan Goes Boom

Don't worry, he was cheering for the Rays.

Paintball Gun Boobie Trap

Remove the "paintball" from the title and this video becomes drastically less funny.

Drunken Man Mounts Fake Horse

Would it be more or less embarrassing if the horse were real?

German Quad Trick

Only the Germans could devise a stunt this original. Vunderbar!

Treadmill Stand

Nearly flawless display of acrobatics. The only flub is when he falls directly on the top of his neck.

1/2 Front Flip

A rare feat, this gymnast perfectly executes the rare half flip.

Hand in a Fan

CollegeHumor programmer Nick Dunkman has a run in with our biggest fan, which explains why our entire site is down right now.

Slip and Ouch

This guy got the slip part right. Only the reason he slips is because another human crushes his leg bones.

Gnarly Body Boarder

Thought a boogie-board 360 was impossible? THINK AGAIN.

Amazing Horse Backflip

Back when they allowed horses in pro wrestling, you saw this sort of thing all the time.