Take the red pill. Get the blue screen.
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206
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1 week ago
One thing's for sure: the person you disagree with is going to ruin the country.
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261
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2 weeks ago
Batman faces his toughest adversary yet: real super powers.
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199
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1 month ago
They are gathered here today to celebrate a total lack of commitment.
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161
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2 weeks ago
Facebook changes everything.
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245
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2 weeks ago
They don't have a ball pit. They are a ball pit!
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194
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3 weeks ago
She's not the only one with needs.
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218
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yesterday
They could probably get it fixed, but it's not even worth it. This dog is clearly defective.
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205
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1 week ago
Can you believe this was his first beer?
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214
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2 weeks ago
Worst part? That's acid.
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34
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4 weeks ago
He may be dead, but he's still really annoying.
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134
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3 weeks ago
Imagine the worst line of text that could come up at this moment.
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29
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2 weeks ago
Coincidentally, their high school motto is: "Pass it to the guy behind you."
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102
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2 weeks ago
The classic movies you never watch have something to say.
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148
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1 week ago
Everything you actually need to start college in one convenient location.
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144
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1 month ago
When it comes to sweets, things can get bitter fast.
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174
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3 weeks ago
Take that, talking head news shows!
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53
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3 weeks ago
It's important to have the right equipment to handle any emergency.
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273
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3 weeks ago
The lack of human decency in this world is shocking.
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180
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1 month ago
In the NFL he would have been suspended for making a hit like that and, actually, in eighth grade it's the same thing.
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168
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5 days ago