Keep your friends close, and your enemies winning.
You can't turn down a triple-dog dare no matter how gross it is.
"Rob Ford" Rap Parody of Jay-Z's "Tom Ford" is the Best Tribute the Crackhead Toronto Mayor Has Gotten
He's got 99 Problems, and they're all crack-related.
Colorado News Anchor GOES OFF on Viewers: Stop Sending In Pictures of Your Patio Every Time There's a Storm
For a dude in Colorado he could be a lot chiller.
It's a bulldog-eat-bulldog world out there.
Livin' la vida, alright.