For as long as we've been comparing sex to baseball, blowjobs have been third base and sex a home run. Here's a compelling argument for why it should be the other way around.
Last week Jean-Claude Van Damme amazed the world with his "Epic Split" between two moving trucks. But as this outtake shows, the "Muscles from Brussels" wasn't as calm as he appeared.
You stay classy, Panem.
Few people would dare to defy the opinion of the almighty Internet. Not liking Bill Murray or Reddit is practically treason. But this dying Internet user is about to confess his deepest secrets and de …