Andrew Dice Clay on CNN, live. Smart move airing this guy live.

This is a video of me chugging a fifth in 42 seconds. I won $70 from 2 different people that had little faith. (George Dickles 90 proof tenesee whiskey)

Guy flexing to impress!

Classical music from an arcade video game. Genius.

The only thing better than 1584 soda cans, is 1584 soda cans falling down.

This is what happens when Dan pushes Pete on a floor MYSTERIOUSLY soaked with water...

"Don't sleep in at West Point."

"We just bought airsoft guns and we had extra money. So its masochism for cash."

A monkey in the trunkey.

Gags work at WEDDINGS too!

You've NEVER seen "Tuna Lowers my Inhibitions?" YOU MUST!

"My buddy and I duct tape about 150-200 pom-poms apiece to ourselves for each Penn State football game. After the game, the only logical thing to do was to sumo wrestle."

RC car jumps over a house. The best part is that it still works afterwards.

What college students do when they find a squirrel in their trash. I love the helmet on the guy's dead.

"Ultimate bowling anyone!?"

Commercial with boobs that jiggle.

A kid beats Super Mario Brothers 3 in 11 minutes. Holy shit.

A good way to die while riding a motorcyle.

A cute holiday card!

Car surfing safari.

Super Irish Car Bomb

This must be what it's like when a 10-year-old does an Irish Car Bomb.

Fresh McCain of Washington

Prepare for the illest foreign trade policy since the Carter Administration.

Firework Alarm Clock

What's better than waking someone up with fireworks? Waking someone up with fireworks you tied to their shoes.

16,000 Firecrackers

Uh oh, mom's coming home soon. Let's just set the rest off now.

Fireworks in Cupboard

The microwave took too long.

Fireworks Montage

We get a lot of fireworks submissions here at CollegeHumor. Put together, you guys are greater than the sum of your parts.

Nick's Commercials: Fireworks Emporium

Nick, his lovely daughter, and Satan are back.

Messing with Driving Instructors 2

"Is it still 10 and 2 if you're driving with your knees?"

Grandpa's Wake

He would've wanted it this way.

That's Just Gross!

To tell you exactly what happens in this video would spoil the fun. Just open it up and let the horror unfold.

Canadian Rap

"Days Like This": a funky fresh beat from our boyz on the north coast. Happy Canada Day!

Where The Hell is Matt's Girlfriend?

Matt's first video made the world cry. This one returns the favor.

Puppy Falls Asleep In Water Dish

Stop laughing. That water is scalding hot.

Unintentional Backflip

His bike went on to win the race.

Grandma Dildo Surprise

It's black and white, just like the porno-movie dildos of yesteryear.

Broken Wheelbarrow

Come on kid! Relay races are the most important thing in the world!

Balloon Bowl

This must be exactly what it feels like to shrink down to the size of a molecule and skateboard through a waterdrop.

British Punch

Even when they're pissed they're very proper.

Realistic Hollywood Sex Scene

Two souls intertwine forever. One of them is still wearing socks.

Table Frisbee

We've been wrong all these years. THIS is ultimate frisbee.

16,000 Firecrackers

Uh oh, mom's coming home soon. Let's just set the rest off now.

Nick's Commercials: Fireworks Emporium

Nick, his lovely daughter, and Satan are back.

That's Just Gross!

To tell you exactly what happens in this video would spoil the fun. Just open it up and let the horror unfold.

Where The Hell is Matt's Girlfriend?

Matt's first video made the world cry. This one returns the favor.

British Punch

Even when they're pissed they're very proper.

Realistic Hollywood Sex Scene

Two souls intertwine forever. One of them is still wearing socks.

Table Frisbee

We've been wrong all these years. THIS is ultimate frisbee.

Audio Illusion

This is like a magic ear.

Prank Monkey

Proof that us intelligent humans did indeed evolve from primates. And that idiots evolved from tigers.

Slow-Motion Laughing Baby

He just read last Sunday's "Doonesbury."

Hardest Mario (1 of 2)

Somebody attempts to beat an amazingly difficult Mario game. With commentary.

Alanis Morissette's My Humps

They buy me all these ices, and then I don't put out. Isn't that ironic?

Wedding Day Shots

"The day of the wedding, the groom's friend decides he wants them both to down a fifth of Jack in one Minute. At the wedding, the groom barely made it down the aisle, but had enough energy for the reception."

If Things Turned Out Differently

What if all the hype was true?

Suggestive Doodles

This is how most Disney films are created.

Aries Spears Rap

Aries Spears on a radio show doing some ridiculous rap impressions.

Censor Bar Art

You should see the uncensored version!

The Apple "i"

Apple announces its new big product today. People who thought it was a phone are mista... wait, is it a phone? I can't tell.

Stop! Hammer time.

Not to ruin the ending, but the old woman doesn't get up and join him.

Fart in a Duck

Dutch is such a weird language...