Birthday bad idea? Pour 8 ounces of rum into a beer mug and chug it.

"It took 16 smashes before this beer can finally broke over my friend's head." Smart, guys.

Special Effects Kid

The Star Wars kid... now with special effects!

The Man Show boy sets up a beerstand...

"Bombed our RA with 2 garbage cans full of water from the balcony of our hall."

Tom brokaw talking about tax-cunts?

The truth about dorm food. (Univ. North Texas)

A little to much Reefer?

How not to talk to a Canadian

Britney's boob thing is a huge lie!

Nothing is what it seems.

British self-defense

I'm guessing this isn't how you're supposed to run a steeplechase?

The wassup comercial jihad style

"This is what happens here at Slippery Rock University when someone gets ahold of your key. You get whipped with belts at 3AM."

"My roommate decided to buy the hottest wings we could find in the entire city, and this is what happened."

Least convincing video footage of Bigfoot ever taken

Double shot of 151 = 302

"This is a flash I made while I was drunk one night" WARNING: NOT WORTH WATCHING

Nothing says I LOVE AMERICA like...

The Matrix Runs on Windows

Take the red pill. Get the blue screen.

If The Other Party Wins

One thing's for sure: the person you disagree with is going to ruin the country.

The Dark Knight Meets Superman

Batman faces his toughest adversary yet: real super powers.

Friends with Benefits Wedding

They are gathered here today to celebrate a total lack of commitment.

Hardly Working: The New Girl

Facebook changes everything.

The Ball Pit Bar

They don't have a ball pit. They are a ball pit!

Vibrator Boyfriend

She's not the only one with needs.

Dog Malfunction

They could probably get it fixed, but it's not even worth it. This dog is clearly defective.

Pitcher Chug

Can you believe this was his first beer?

Misleading Parking Space

Worst part? That's acid.

My Super Not Chill Ghost Roommate Ep. 1

He may be dead, but he's still really annoying.

Home Shopping TV Mishap

Imagine the worst line of text that could come up at this moment.

Epic High School Football Catch

Coincidentally, their high school motto is: "Pass it to the guy behind you."

Ignored Netflix Movies Fight Back

The classic movies you never watch have something to say.

Back to School Store

Everything you actually need to start college in one convenient location.

Hardly Working: Girlfriend

When it comes to sweets, things can get bitter fast.

Thriller as a 64-Voice Acapella

Take that, talking head news shows!

Hardly Working: Bug

It's important to have the right equipment to handle any emergency.

Hardly Working: Mugging

The lack of human decency in this world is shocking.

Eight Grade Football Player Gets Jacked

In the NFL he would have been suspended for making a hit like that and, actually, in eighth grade it's the same thing.

Hardly Working: The New Girl

Facebook changes everything.

If The Other Party Wins

One thing's for sure: the person you disagree with is going to ruin the country.

The Dark Knight Meets Superman

Batman faces his toughest adversary yet: real super powers.

Hardly Working: Bug

It's important to have the right equipment to handle any emergency.

The Matrix Runs on Windows

Take the red pill. Get the blue screen.

Fake Trick or Treater Prank

One of the few funny Halloween pranks that doesn't involve eggs, theft or murder.

My Super Not Chill Ghost Roommate Ep. 1

He may be dead, but he's still really annoying.

World Series Baby

A crowd gives this kid the greatest day of his life, but he's going to be crushed when he finds out he's not some kind of wizard or king.

Dog Malfunction

They could probably get it fixed, but it's not even worth it. This dog is clearly defective.

Hardly Working: Daylight Savings

Spring forward, fall back 15 years.

Hardly Working: Girlfriend

When it comes to sweets, things can get bitter fast.

I Hate Nature 2

There are just so many different animals to hate.

Friends with Benefits Wedding

They are gathered here today to celebrate a total lack of commitment.

Vibrator Boyfriend

She's not the only one with needs.

Don't Vote 2

A new voting PSA featuring a slew of Hollywood superstars, and Zach Braff.

Epic High School Football Catch

Coincidentally, their high school motto is: "Pass it to the guy behind you."

Fat Cat Barely Fits in it's Yogurt Box Anymore

They say you are what you eat, but that's not true. Eating a 6-pack of yogurt only made this cat crazy.

Hardly Working: Mugging

The lack of human decency in this world is shocking.

Pitcher Chug

Can you believe this was his first beer?

Jake and Amir: Monopoly

The only way to really win Monopoly is to escape with your sanity intact.