Just be direct, honest, and a total creepazoid.
Don't poke me, bro.
I am the one who has to deal with Dewey.
Hey recruiting department, treat yourselves to a nice dinner. This video is all you need.
"Rob Ford" Rap Parody of Jay-Z's "Tom Ford" is the Best Tribute the Crackhead Toronto Mayor Has Gotten
He's got 99 Problems, and they're all crack-related.
For Sir Mix-a-Lot, Forever Ago.
Dude's got balls. Let's hope they're still intact.
Not sure those ivories want to be tickled after all.