"I know exactly what you will be thinkin during the video because trust me so did I. How the heck did they get two pairs of binoculars and Lemon Meringue Pie on the island."
"The war dance the New Zealand [rugby] national team does in the face of their opponents before every match."
If you like seeing men who participate in ridiculous spectacles hurting themselves seriously, you are going to want to click here.
Dear local news teams: the American Idol finale does not constitute news. Drunk American Idol contestants falling does make for good Internet video though.