"Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) came and spoke at UGA. I brought a steak and asked him if he would throw it at me and hit me in the face. He did and threw it so hard that it knocked me over."
High school juniors are too old. Basketball is a young man's game. This kid, for instance, is three.
"50 cent, 2-Pac, they all talk about Glock 40s. I'm the only one professional enough to carry one of these." - What the police officer says right before his gun discharges while talking to a group of students.