I work at a fast food fried chicken restaraunt. Among our menu items are chicken tender meals ranging from 2 tenders to 35 tenders. Tonight, a woman came in and in all seriousness asked me "How many tenders come in the 25 tender meal?" It took every ounce of me not to reply with "I'm not sure, let me go check with my manager."
"Hold on to your lederhosen, young Dieter. You can play Kackel Dackel with your friends from kindergarten after you finish your sauerbraten."
OK Go-Pid
Rock band OK Go announces the world's most fun and least successful dating site.
Too Many Avengers
The world's most elite superhero team has a very open-door policy.
Axe Combine: Episode 1
A sporty girl introduces a skinny guy to the brave new world of physical competition.
Very Mary-Kate: Pillow Talk
Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.
Staying In Anthem
LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem" gets a musical makeover for those of us who neither party, nor rock.
Jake and Amir: Chugging
Don't fear the beer.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.