I work for a large supermarket chain in Australia as a check-out chick. We have this elderly woman who comes in quite frequently and has to waste our time by telling us intimate details of her life. The last time I saw her, even though I was clearly serving another customer, she had to pull out the can of beetroot she just bought and proceed to tell me about the benefits of... Read More »
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