Gabrus traveled 6,850 miles for a cheeseburger pizza. That's 1 mile for every calorie.
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He was the happiest man on Earth until he had a heart attack in the middle of Burger King.
The pizza box cost $10, but I think it's safe to assume future health problems will run him a bit more dough.
They also broke the world record for fastest acne breakout and most emotionally conflicted guy friends.